Cookie Policy: Zero cookies found.
Effective: April 26, 2026 · Updated: August 23, 2026
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Footnote, because “no cookies” is not the same as “no data”: analytics keeps a session ID in sessionStorage (cleared on tab close) and the server counts aggregate page views. Neither is a cookie. Neither runs the analytics script when a Global Privacy Control signal is present. Detail in the Privacy Policy.
However.
We never said anything about actual cookies. We bake. We have opinions about brown butter. We're willing to send evidence.